I forwarded an e-mail I got to Devin. Some of the content is below.
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
This was his reply:
I hate these types of e-mails. It is always about husband and wife fighting. I do not think that it is funny becuase it is never relevant between me and you. So if you get these type, please do not send them to me. I love you sweets and I hope that you have a good day and are not so tired.
I thought the e-mail was funny, but I see what he means. It really isn't funny for a husband and wife to do those kinds of things to each other. I am so thankful for a sweet husband who is helpful, hardworking, honest, and patient with me (especially my crazy pregnancy shenanigans).