Today Jaxon said to me, "You're ruining my life!" I want to remember he said that at age 4. Yes, age 4. As in f-o-u-r. Like, after 3 and before 5. I thought it was something teenagers say. I literally laughed out loud when he said it because I couldn't believe it. I even said, "What?" so he would repeat it and I could make sure it was really what I thought I heard. People tell me that girls are dramatic, but I say Jaxon is pretty dramatic.
He said it because I told him he could not have more blueberries until he had eaten his cauliflower. I guess that would ruin a person's life. How could I?